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Bargoyle: noun - An excessively unattractive female bar patron, who may be off putting for more than just physical qualities.
Example: "You best slow down with those Jaeger shots, son. That bargoyle over there has been eyeing you for a while."
Clownshoes: adjective - Something so completely ridiculous, it's almost depressing.
Example: "Shakespeare in Love beat out Saving Private Ryan for the Oscar!? Clownshoes man, fucking clownshoes."
Cyackles: noun - Male genitalia.
Example: "Katherine was all over Richie's cyackles again last nite."
Damnson: noun - Like "Damn, son!" except pronounced as one word, more quietly.
Example: Dodd: "Yo, did Bobby tell you he's dating another girl from Myspace? That's like the 7th one." Richie: "Damnson."
Delicate: adjective - A state of minor hangover in which no physical sickness is involved, yet one still feels the effects of the previous night's alcohol consumption, oftentimes resulting in an inability to drink more hooch.
Example: "Not gonna make it to Bull's tonite, feelin' a wee bit delicate."
Deez Nuts: noun - As defined by The Urban Dictionary, The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia
Example: Matt Plant: Did you happen to meet those 2 big motha-fuckas I told you about?"
Bobby: Who?
Matt Plant: Deeeeeeeeeezzz Nuuuuuuuts...... Biatch!!!
Deucebag: expression - Fan of the Deuce, aged 11-49.
Example: "There seems to be a terrible shortage of female Deucebags at our screenings."
Deucekateer: noun - Fan of the Deuce, aged 10 or younger, 50 or older.
Example: "My Grandpa just bought another one of our Deuce shirts for the high school girl who reads to him...What a Deucekateer."
Deuce Law: noun - An unbreakable vow or code established by and applying only to members of Deuce; breaking Deuce law may result in exile and/or death.
Example: "Deuce Law 14: Thou shalt not drink beer belonging to another Deucer, unless said Deucer has drunketh too much already, and is acting in an un-Deucely manner, ie hitting on a fat chick."
Deucelopedia: noun - This page.
Example: "I don't think we need to add 'donkey-punch' to the Deucelopedia...All the Deucebags already know what that means."
Deucely Noted: transitive verb(?) - When something is concurrently observed, or "noted," within the Deuce.
Example: "Wait, Dodd makes 3/4! OK, it should be Deucely Noted that Katherine is the first person to be one Deucer away from Quad Slunk."
Deucer: noun - 1.) A member of Quad Deuce, or 2.) The opposite, generally a typical Long Island douschebag.
Example: "Yo Richie, my Deucer(1), I might need some backup here. Some Deucer(2) outside just said he's gonna drown me in hair gel when I come out."
Gayitude: adjective - An extremely high level of gayness OR lameness.
Example: "Did you see X-men 3? Maximum gayitude."
Half-popped: adverb - Only partially ready; premature. (Origin, half-popped collar).
Example: "She was ready to go, but I couldn't get the condom on; I was half-popped."
POP that shit!: expression - Directive, aimed at getting an individual to "pop" their collar, and embrace their Deuce-ishness.
Example: "Yea man, you look cool, but you know what will really get the ladies goin'? You need to POP that shit!"
Quad-Slunk: noun - A condition that only occurs when a person contracts Slunk from all 4 members of Quad Deuce on separate occasions.
Example: "Katherine is 3/4 of the way to getting Quad Slunk man. Gross."
Slunk: noun/plague - A disease spread by tongue to tongue contact. Side effects include the infected beginning to look like a short, fat, asian man. Slunk's origins are too complex for this space, but let it be known that it did not originate within the Deuce. However, if you are lucky enough to come into tongue-to-tongue contact with a Deucer, you will certainly contract this unfortunate affliction and pass it on to others. To date, there is no cure.
Example: "Sara got slunk?! Who slunked that??!"
Teh: - Like the, but geekier. See the urban dictionary listing for more.
Example: "Peppy is at wokr on a Saturday nite, teh faggot."